Jowler Note

• This week, during dry spells between the rain, I've been painting outdoor furniture to extend its life. On Tuesday I did a bit of painting, popped inside to stir a pot, painted some more, went back inside for a stir, and so on. I cooked a surprisingly excellent marrow based pasta dish and completed a first coat of paint on our table at the same time. I'm an excellent husband. Toot toot! Despite sometimes putting stowaway slugs in our fridge, which R is not a fan of.
• Surprisingly I haven't been to the allotment loads the last couple of weeks. The bank holiday was a welcome spell to get some jobs there done.
• I think I'll go down now and finish taking down the tomato supports, if I have time. We're meeting some friends for the half pint half marathon, but I don't remember when. We did a few last night. They bought this pig game. Loser buys the next round. Oh man, I better get a jowler today!
• Reader, I just woke up and also really need to make time for a shower as well.
• Smell you later!
• P.s. R tells me the German word for blaspheming translates as God gossiping. God gossiping. Love it.