Desk Note

• It's here! The ludicrous desk I ordered, which should have arrived within a week, is finally here. I've spent 1.153% of my adult life to date waiting for its delivery. In limbo the whole time, unsure whether to go for a walk, unsure whether today would be the day it would finally arrive. This working from home thing may be a more persistent situation for me so it's nice to be off the dinner table.
• The sun has got its hat on, hip hip hip hooray! Except not hip hip hooray, it's only gone and lifted my spirits and ruined my new weekend routine of watching movies of the scary, trapped, isolated, cold genre. Bloody sun being lovely and bright. I'm trying to mope here.
• We did a murder mystery social at work. At first I was not keen but it quickly grew on me until I broke somewhat, and ended up holding back laughter in a way I don't think I've done since the before times. Here is my review in emoji form: 😬🙄🙈🤣🧐👏. I’d make a terrible detective though.
  • Me: Hi, detective Moody here, I'd like to ask you some questions. No pressure but did you do the murder?
  • Mr. V Guilty: No.
  • Me (internal monologue): Hmm it would be good to know where they were at the time of the murder but they probably won't tell the truth and I don't want to keep them.
  • Me: Well, that'll be all, hope you have a nice day Mr. V Guilty.
• Think that's about it for this week, see ya.