Sick Note

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  • Pyjamas.
  • Dressing gown.
  • Duvet.
  • Blanket.
  • Central heating.
  • I was ill this week and spent a good portion of it trapped in a single room, isolating whilst awaiting a covid test. I had all the things and still felt cold and shaking!?
  • The test came back negative thankfully. It was just your friendly neighbourhood miscellaneous illness.
  • So I spent too much time on Twitter.
  • Did you know the engineering behind rice cookers is amazing? I'm not worthy of having engineer in my job title.
  • Or did you see this Google search trends tweet showing a spike in searches for terms like "long division", "fractions", "area of a circle". Hehe, good luck parents! The pandemic has shown how vital internet access is. No one should be left without access based on un-affordability. Free internet access for all doesn't sound like a "crazed communist scheme" now, does it Boris?
  • Also I spent too much time on YouTube. Have you seen productivity YouTube? If you want to find the best note taking app to improve your productivity there is hours and hours and hours of content to waste your time watching.
  • I did a tiny pixel art, with a limited pixel count and colour palette. I love how your brain fills in the gaps, changing just a couple of pixels makes a massive difference! Blob pixel art people. From left to right: template person, business man, business women (such style), pandemic person (such despair), hench person, happy summer time person. Blob pixel art people made better by tweaking a few pixels, for example by removing the inner neck outline.
  • Hello please accept my application to your fine arts institution.
  • Be well, be safe, and don't forget to go outside 👋