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A sunny, long bank holiday weekend!

Our found mattock came in helpful here again. Over time I became a little exhausted and so less controlled in my movements. Reader, my steel toe caps work.
Throughout the work-week I'm constantly shovelling food and snacks and tea into my face. Procrastination? A habit whilst leg stretching? Pushing down the feelings? The crushing reality of life dribbling away whilst I fret we're all in agreement that paper is #fff1e5? Who knows. At the allotment, by stark contrast, I can labour merrily all day on a single hot cross bun and banana.
I mean, so long as I have a flask of tea! That will have to transition to iced coffee and water soon. 😎

I wasn't going to bother with onions. They're cheap to buy and much for muchness, right? But how could I say no to a kind offer! And it would be nice to get something low-stakes into the ground, keeping bare soil weed free is endless and unfulfilling.
I'll probably put them in the shallow-but-now-not-as-shallow-as-it-was area, but want to dig in some organic matter first to help with nutrients and water retention.



My efforts to clear areas won't last long without plants or mulch to help suppress new, unwanted seedlings emerging. I'm going to have to get composting and planting soon!
In the meantime I sowed within the coldframe: shallot, I gather this is late to sow them, we'll see, there's just a few to try; leek, again I feel maybe a bit late, but I'll probably plant out as a group and harvest immature; spring onions; cosmos (an annual flower, thanks for the seeds, Gardener's World); french parsley, slugs willing; a sunflower, which I'm sure will die or be set back by the cold, but we'll see; and forget-me-nots.
Oh! And not to forget (hah) some opportunistic honeysuckle cuttings – plucked from a hedge-trimming pile as I passed a community garden in full swing.

Forget-me-not are "a humble but glorious spring flower", which I love sparsely planted among grasses. Weirdly, considering I love forget-me-not, I can't bear most blue flowers – a part of me is almost offended by them. Bluebells are the only other exception I can think of right now, but having said that I'd say they have a kinda purplish hue really.




The other day I thanked a blue tit for happening to drop a broken, plastic, mossy golf ball with the other I found on the plot. Both ready to bag up. Every little helps.

P.S. Guess what! This week 2 whole people – 2 entire human beings with lives of their own and other things to do – said they enjoy these allotment updates. That's nice to hear, because it takes a little while to write up. Thanks for letting me know 😊
P.P.S I watered some plants with the rotting corpse of a frog this week, but there's a multitude of aspects to discuss there and I just don't know how to fit that in. I leave you with that lovely image.